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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Once, I went to Peru.

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