- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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