What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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lets bomb africa

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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