?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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a black man pays his child support

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Homo say what?

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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can you touch your toes? no

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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