What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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