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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Bitch

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Barack Obama.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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