Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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