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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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