I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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