- Anti Joke

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.