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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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