- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would u like to drink?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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