- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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