nathan palmer has a big head !

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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AND

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NEVER

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

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