How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Women's rights.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

How Long is a Chinese man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Asians...

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Female Athletics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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