Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Goat balls.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Women's rights

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