Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Popsicles

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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