- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

youre gay

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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An antijoke

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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