A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Hair

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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