- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Women's Rights

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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