Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Women's Rights...

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I like jokes.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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