What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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guess what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I'm Spartacus

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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CHEEZECAKE

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Five guys one rape.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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youre gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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