- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Laura Pratz..

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

guess what?

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

I'm Spartacus

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

CHEEZECAKE

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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