Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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I can't see my forehead

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