What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Carlton

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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cc

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Asians...

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