Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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youre gay

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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