Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris died.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

You.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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