Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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noodles

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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mitt romney

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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