What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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your fat

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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You.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Liars go to hell! -God

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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