how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Popsicles

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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