- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti jokes are funny

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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why did the chicken cross the road

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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