What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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The.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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i have aids and a chode

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Military intelligence.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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