Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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