What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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NEVER

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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women's rights

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American healthcare.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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