Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What what In the butt

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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I like your hair

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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