what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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i have aids and a chode

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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blubber vaginass CC

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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