Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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AND

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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your fat

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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You.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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ASSCHEEKS

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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