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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

The duck didn't cross the road.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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