- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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