Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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