- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks into a vagina

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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