why is this joke funny because your laughing

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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