- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

1+2 = 6

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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