A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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