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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

A blonde girl walks into a car.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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