- Anti Joke

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Barack Obama.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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