why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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