What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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womans having rights.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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