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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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