You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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