Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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