- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A fat guy!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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