When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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