alert('The Game')

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Anti Joke

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