- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs