Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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