- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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