What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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