A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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