- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Chris Bosh's neck

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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