- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

I'm so punny.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

XD Jackass.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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