Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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