HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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A dyslexic blind man

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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this website even though its hilarious.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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