- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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