- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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