- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Knock knock It's open, come in

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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