- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's big and purple? Barney

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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