Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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