- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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