- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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