What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Tunechi

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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