Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Take wrong turns

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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