- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A man walks into a vagina

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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