Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Fat people

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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