A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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