- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Women's rights.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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