What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Anti Joke

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