you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Do the roar!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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