- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A man died.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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