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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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