Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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