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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What are annoying? Ads.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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