- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Racial Equality

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

save me from the nothing ive become

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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