- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

LO AND BEHOLD!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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