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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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