- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats worse than gill? nothing

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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