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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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