why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Justin Beiber

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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