1+2 = 6

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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